How did Hellen Keller burn her fingers
Reading the waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller's mother punish her
By rearranging the livingroom furniture.
How did Helen Keller meet her husband
It was a blind date
Why were Helen Keller's finger purple
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well
She screamed here hands off.
Did you hear about the Helen Keller doll
Wind it up and it walks into walls.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away
You woruld too if your name was sdufsjfnsnfksjfhi.
Why was Helen Keller's dogs leg yellow
Her dog was blind too.
How did Helen Keller go crazy
Trying to read a stucco wall.
Why did Helen Keller have pock marks all over her face
From trying to learn to use a fork
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing
washed her hands with soap.
Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book
"Around the Block in Eighty Days".
How does Helen Keller drive
With one hand on the wheel and one hand on the road.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color
Corduroy.
Did you hear about Helen Kellers book entitled
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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Why is all of Helen Keller�s Face burnt
She was bobbing for french fries
What did HK's parent's do to punish her
Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner
What did HK's parent's do to punish her
Gave her bird-seed to read.
What did Helen Keller say when someone handed her a cheese grater
That's the most violent story I've ever read!"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard
Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller pierce her ear
Answering the stapler.
Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diaper
So she could always find him.
What goes ("CLICK" is that it? "CLICK" is that it? "CLICK" is that it?)
Helen Keller working the rubix cube
What was Helen Keller's speech impediment
Calluses
How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class
They made her wear mittens
How did Helen Keller burn her ear
Answering the iron
How did she burn her other ear
They called back.
How did Helen Keller's mother torment her
She put doorknobs on all of the walls.
How did Helen Keller�s parents punish her
They put a toilet seat on the wood stove.
Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and
the ladies room
She feels her way around.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color
Velcro
How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out
She shouted hysterically.
Why did Helen Keller stop skydiving
It was hell on the seeing eye dog.
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